social-misfit's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Snail]

Beautiful in every way.

Finally... a well-animated short film on Newgrounds that actually has a POSITIVE message.

I hope to see more conscientious flash, not just from you guys at Toon Guru, but from everyone.

[Scars Will Never Heal]

I don't even know what that was.

Yeah... Do you take hallucinogens?

[Man Gets Broadband]

You're a funny guy. I love your stuff. Yet..

I don't know what your issue with turds is and I pray it doesn’t stem from some traumatic childhood event, but I hope you get help soon. I mean that in the nicest possible way.

You also could have just made a few dozen turd movies for good measure I guess.

[21 OClockStreetTheMovie 1]

Very, very nice.

It has all the makings of a good Flash animation: style, humor, quality sound, an actual plot. However, the thought of making a full-length feature film in Flash is quite ridiculous. Current technology & the world are not ready! Also, the "hero police officer saves the day" concept has been done about a million times, but I am still amused. This is wonderful. A job well done.

One thing that pisses me off about the clocks & always has is how their voices are robotic & “EXTREME!!” i.e. choppy & irritating. They’re not cute; they’re not unique. They’re really hard to follow. The clocks might have set out to annoy people in the beginning, but now that they're becoming reputable, talented Flash artists it's time to stop the madness. Use voices that flow.

[story of a loser]

Break the chain.

I know that bullying in schools is a serious problem, but to say that all “popular” people are malicious and cruel is just as destructive & contradictory.

There are mean people of every culture, race, gender, demographic, tax bracket, sexual orientation, ethnicity, religion, etc., who fit any label or stereotype you can think of (at least on the outside). Mean “losers,” mean “nerds,” mean “preps,” mean “stoners,” mean “jocks,” mean “loners,” mean “country bumpkins,“ mean “[insert type of music] fans“; you get the point.

In fact, it has nothing to do with what trendy new “fads” these bullies follow; it’s a variety of very, very different things. Like their personalities, their self-esteem, their upbringing, their home life… just so many factors rolled into one that I can’t even begin to list them all. It’s all socio-psychological.

Oh, & just because you really like a song that doesn’t mean it would make a good soundtrack.

[Ooopsie!!]

Awwww

Oh, gee. The cute, little thing got smashed.

I never... in a million years... would have seen it coming, nor would I have ever expected it on a site with an abundance of blood-thirsty cretins & random, violent, pointless, &/or stupid cartoons.

[Dick Mantis]

Quality satire. You know, a SATIRE, a.k.a. a JOKE?

This is very creative & very funny. The fact that you used mostly JPEGs instead of Flash drawings is a nice touch & adds to the realism. I wouldn't say that it makes you look lazy because they are flawless cut-outs with virtually no negative space around the characters & the layers of cut-outs shaping the backdrops. The music only enhances the film while the dialogue & the voices are also very amusing.

I pity those who cannot see that this is an accurate social commentary of the injustices going on RIGHT NOW. Open your fucking eyes. George W. Bush is as over-zealous & greedy & just as big of a terrorist as any of the religious & political extremists in his alleged “axis of evil.“ The only thing that really matters in this war is “black gold” because if Chimpy The Oil Tycoon really wanted to help the Iraqis he would also spend millions more dollars to send his armies to help people in other parts of the world where living conditions are just as dreadful. So go ahead, vote “No, Not Helpful” on my review because you’re an ignorant middle schooler or a bigoted Republican who knows I’m right.

[Akira The Don - L.I.T.F.]

Just incredible. In-freakin-credible.

This is a great example of the incredible artwork one can produce with Flash. I also love how it makes a statement about our culture. Not too keen on the song though. It's not a bad song, but rather it's just not my music preference. Since it's the backbone of the movie I won't let that influence my vote, which is reasonable enough.

Unlike an earlier reviewer's machine, this computer IS in fact, “The Shit" because it's brand new, but even on medium quality the movie paused briefly... very briefly... 2 or 3 times, but it certainly was not choppy.

[A Tamagotchi Short]

Nice work.

It was cute & I liked it. Could be longer though. Would even make a nice series.

[The Tourette's Burglar]

Funny & worth viewing

I liked this a lot but it would have been even better if the swearing had more variety. He didn't even drop any f-bombs or scream really weird combinations of naughty words that don't make much sense like "ASS FUCK ME!” or "I FUCK MOTHER!" or, my personal favorite, "GIANT PUSSY-LICKING ASS FUCKER COCK SHIT." Now that's how Tourette’s should be.